“Siguro ang daming gustong mahalikan ka, at swerte ng mga nakahalik sayo” manong said grinning. “Si manong talaga, wala pa akong nagkikiss na guy, hindi pa ako nagkaroon ng boyfriend” I said giggling “ganun?! Ows?!” “oo manong totoo yun” “kung ganun birjin na birjin ka pa talaga, niber ben kessd uh ano uh niber ben tats” I just smiled sheepishly and nodded. “Nakow ang swirti naman talaga ng makakatikim ng ma nga labi mo heheheh” “manong baka you forget mhmm-hmm?” I said shaking my head while holding a rosary. “Ay suri uu nga pala haha sensha na nakalimot ako, gandang ganda lang talaga ako sa mga labi mo eh eheheh pero naghahati tayo say yusi ko ay nakow para narin kitang nahahalikan sumarap lalo ang lasa ng yosi parang ayoko itapon to kahit ubos na hahahah!” “si manong talaga bad sobra!” I said frowning. After taking a last puff of the wet cigarette I had a very naughty idea, “Uhm manong pwedeng uh moko massage uh pahilot sayo?
The old monkey choked on his cigarette and swallowed hard and looked at me with disbelief, his bloodshot eyes bulging eyes looked as if they are going to fall from their sockets “pa papa pahhilot ka sakin at hi-hiloten keketa, este magpapahilot ka sakin?” he stuttered between coughs “oo kase parang masakit mga legs ko when nadapa ako” “pwede ba?” I said teasingly “ay o-oo oo naman, m-may langis ako ng niyog dyan” “uhmm pwede this honey ang papaghilot mo sakin” I said holding the jar of wild green honey that he used to sweeten the tea. “Pulot ang gagamitin ko? Eh mas mabisa ang langis ng niyog” “sige manong pero halo mo nang madaming honey manong tapos you heat uh you init it on the stove muna bago mo paghihilot” “ah gustu mu haluan ko ng maraming pulot tapos initin ko muna bago ko lamasin este hiloton mga hita mo si-sige sige” sabi ni manong his bulging eyes gleaming with lustful excitement, “yes, oo manong is it ok with you?” “ah oo oo sige sige juskupo tangina!” He hurriedly left and came back almost an instant with a dipper and pail of water he filled from a poso, he was so fucking excited, the adrenaline rush enabled him to work the water pump so quickly “ay bakit bako nag igib? putang ina di naman ako magiinit ng tubig!” I sipped my tea and watched in enjoyment as manong was so fucking excited and uneasy and so lost with what he is doing, dropping things here and there and getting his hands burned as he stokes the stove. He finally got everything ready, he knelt in front of me and began to massage my legs, he was fucking trembling and panting as his gnarly dark hands went kneading up and down from my knees and feet. Manong went on massaging my legs, boldly going as far up my inner thighs, making me moan with his every hard stroke “tangina nakabaliw napapaungol sa haplos ko uuuhh juskopo ang sarap sarap ang tigas tigas na nang uten ko ah putang inaah!” he exclaimed